The toilet leaked all over the place, and I went to Smiths and they didn't have any plungers. So I had to go to fucking Walmart and they had one kind and it turns itself inside out, making me touch it to fix it.

The floor is all wet and Jack is dancing in potty water tracking it into the living room.

All while the power is out because Rocky Mountain power is here updating something to make it more energy efficient. (my computer is on backup battery power because I live with a nerd.)

Oh and I have to work in the Deli next week because I love it soooo much. And the idea of running into my old boss who hates my fucking guts excites me to no end.