The other day we had lines (that were only 2-3 people long), 2 checkers and a CSM when some bitch in line called from her cell phone.

*in a snobby tone* "Hi I'm waiting in one of your lines. Do you think you can get another checker?"

Hey you self entitled cunt, learn some patience. We're not Walmart with 60 checkstands. We have 4 and USCAN. As soon as you were done calling me it was your turn anyways.

I especially love it when customers walk up to any random checkstand (sometimes even if they're blocked off!) and start unloading their cart. Yes I can check you out at one of the uscans, not in the checkstand next to me or at my podium. Then you're just butting in line.