Hey, we made cancer airborne and contagious!

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:37:50 GMT

Tim!

I miss you. If you come home for break we should hang out.

M.I.A. coming back wit POWAH POWAH

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:19:35 GMT

credit is appreciated.

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:24:21 GMT

I'm moving and need to sell some things. Anyone interested in some Threadless shirts?

yeah Saturday off!

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:47:34 GMT

The other day we had lines (that were only 2-3 people long), 2 checkers and a CSM when some bitch in line called from her cell phone.

*in a snobby tone* "Hi I'm waiting in one of your lines. Do you think you can get another checker?"

Hey you self entitled cunt, learn some patience. We're not Walmart with 60 checkstands. We have 4 and USCAN. As soon as you were done calling me it was your turn anyways.

I especially love it when customers walk up to any random checkstand (sometimes even if they're blocked off!) and start unloading their cart. Yes I can check you out at one of the uscans, not in the checkstand next to me or at my podium. Then you're just butting in line.

I'm done with today.

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 20:14:21 GMT

The toilet leaked all over the place, and I went to Smiths and they didn't have any plungers. So I had to go to fucking Walmart and they had one kind and it turns itself inside out, making me touch it to fix it.

The floor is all wet and Jack is dancing in potty water tracking it into the living room.

All while the power is out because Rocky Mountain power is here updating something to make it more energy efficient. (my computer is on backup battery power because I live with a nerd.)

Oh and I have to work in the Deli next week because I love it soooo much. And the idea of running into my old boss who hates my fucking guts excites me to no end.

IGNORE ME!

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:54:10 GMT

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:18:28 GMT

Tim we must hang out now!!!!!!!!

I'm bored and forgot your number.

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:04:34 GMT

Knocked Up is the greatest movie ever and I want to have it's babies.

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:01:28 GMT

I saw this post and choked to death on a muffin. Oh ONTD, you're going to kill LJ again.

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:41:46 GMT

Saw Borat Friday night. Only 6 people left in disgust. Not too bad at all.

I went to the Aquarium today...

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:16:54 GMT

And then we went to the pet shop...

Jack insisted on a photo

Re: Halloween

Phil and I were Brokeback cowboys and Fergielicious was played at the party too many times.

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:50:49 GMT

Oh man I was so bored I went through all my old icons and uploaded them as userpics. I forgot about a lot of these...

icons: Natalie Portman, Jon Stewart, doggie!

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:46:10 GMT

pictures from thedailyshow (forgot the user's name, tell me!), Natalie Portman fan comms and Getty Images

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so sad that it took 2 months to do those.

Our water heater broke on Saturday, and it's finally fixed today. They shampooed the rug too! I can't wait to take a hot shower.

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 22:01:12 GMT

Still alive, I just work too many hours and have very little desire to stare at a tv/computer for more than 2 hours. Feel free to take me off your lists, it won't hurt me.

Thank you Steph for the nice xmas card :)

Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, Stella, Tim & Eric

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 02:11:15 GMT

Credit in keywords or in the comments part of the edit userpics page. It's fun.

don't hotlink

AD pics from arrestedcontest, Ewan and Hayden pics from rightclicklick, Stella pics from Comedy Central & brianmpalmer.com

AD = made for arrestedcontest
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mr. show: the chans
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Light Texture Usage guide

Mon, 16 May 2005 05:33:08 GMT

I did this tutorial in PSP9, but if you're comfortable in whatever you have, then you should have no problem translating it.

1. Get your graphic. This is a Conan icon I never knew what to do with.

2. Add a light texture. This is txt32, available in this post. I rotated it to fit in my icon.

3. Paste it as a new layer on your icon. Choose a blending mode to set it on.

Here it is on Lighten. Screen looked pretty much the same as well, just a bit more colorful.

Here it is on Hard Light. Just move it down a few layers and erase the black bits on it.

4. Text. Don't use a fucking text brush, they're lame. Except the ones at 37pence.org. But really, it's so much better to just add your own text.

I just did his name twice in 2 different colors. How witty am I? Oh me, you're a genius.

Sun, 01 May 2005 11:23:47 GMT

Caps of all the current episodes of Tim and Eric's Tom Goes To the Mayor is right here. No Hotlinking please.

AD, Bateman, textual, Jon Stewart

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 07:32:14 GMT

please credit me in keywords

texture and brush info in the credits

examples:

Arrested Development
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Jon
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text
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grunge and scribbles

Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:23:46 GMT

download brush - image pack

download brush - image pack

2 new brush sets for psp9. May not work for lower versions, but just rename the file extension and see if it does for you.

Files are on YouShareIt, so if the link doesn't work any longer, just leave a comment and I'll re-upload.

comment & credit please

~~edit: Working on Image Packs, check back later tonight.~~

Since I don't feel like answering all of them individually... (sorry)

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 10:14:00 GMT

Thank you for all the cards, drawings, calls, im's, away messages, emails, and awkward conversations wishing me a happy birthday.

Thank you Steph, for the Captain & Tennille-esque Turtie and Pengin drawing. Love will keep them together.

Thank you Tinjasper for offering to name your turtles after me. I'm sure they'll hate it.

Thank you Sara for hiring a lady from the city to sing to me.

Thank you Tim for the dinner and a movie, and the 2 greatest gifts I cannot put down.

& Thank you grandparents for finally getting an email address. Welcome to the future.

4-18-05 PEOPLE

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:11:10 GMT

sorry dial-up users.

Watch the Season Finale of Arrested Development tonight.

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 10:46:50 GMT

Why you ask?

8:30/7:30 Central on FOX

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 20:45:49 GMT

Tonight at 8:30/7:30c on FOX

Tim & Eric, Ben Stiller Show, Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 11:39:40 GMT

Please credit me in Keywords

Comment to let me know what you're taking

brushes and textures from teh_indy, metrosex, orchidicons, me, detoxcocktails, & spaceyme

If any of you feel I'm foriconsake material, well I won't stop you from mentioning me.

teasers:

arrested development
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the ben stiller show
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edit: added 6 more

kith
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Tim & Eric
From their video Encounters, and a few Tom Goes to the Mayor icons made with the promo clips they have on their site. If I can't download it, I can't make an icon of it. So please don't ask if I've got a particular episode.

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Mon, 21 Mar 2005 01:45:36 GMT

Tonight at 8/30/7:30c on FOX